Whoaaa......
I feel really fortunate living in the 21st century. This is the era when the human beings explore more about their lives and achieve more than what they can think of. We achieve the best in this era..... haaaa...ni yang aku saksikan dalam hidup aku yang sungguh bertuah ni.
1. Diego Maradona - Need to say more? Aku tengok kat TV masa World Cup 86 dulu macam mana dasatnya dia main dengan England. Ternyata sampai sekarang TV dok ulang2 kehebatan Maradona atas padang. He's a living legend. Skarang ni dah jadi Coach Argentina. Go Maradona!!!!
2. Muhammad Ali - Walaupun aku tak pernah tengok dia Boxing Live tapi he's still reign as a legend. The greatest athlete of the Millenium. Nak jumpa seorang Boxer macam ni aku rasa seribu tahun lagi pun susah. Sayang, Parkinson meragut kelincahan dia. Nevertheless he's part of the world's change.
3. Bill Gates - The founder of Microsoft. Tak payah aku elaborate pun dah tau dah sape mamat nih. Asalnya seorang yg drop out tapi he kick up marvelously.
4. Saddam Hussein - Di awal pemerintahannya dia memang 'dilahirkan' oleh Uncle Sam. Makin lama Uncle Sam through Bush (both bapak n anak) takut kat Saddam sebab pengaruh dia dah melangkaui sempadan negara. Akhirnya mati digantung oleh lawmaker yg betul2 penakut. Harapannya dengan kematian Saddam hilang la pengaruh dia tapi perancangan Allah adalah yg terbaik. US dimalukan dan George W Bush mengakhiri tugas sebagai pemerintah dunia dengan keaiban yang besar.
5. Nissan GTR - What else can I say? Near to 100% perfect creature ever crawl on this Mother earth. I dunno what played inside the engineers mind when they started to think about this machine. To that, I salute you all!!!
6. KLCC - well, I'm still proud of of those double beauties. The tallest building ever built is of course Burj of Dubai but we have the tallest twin tower!!!
7. Star Wars!!! - they claim to complete the 4,5,6 episodes first then 1,2,3. Who cares?? This is the mammoth of all movies ever shown.
8. Metallica - Again and again. Godfather of Heavy Metal!! Line up please - James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Ron McGovney, Dave Mustane, Kirk Hammet, Cliff Burton, Jason Newsted, Rob Trujillo. No Metallica - no heavy metal.
9. Air Asia - I seldom travel via air but this company really made me as what I am right now...whoaaa... big statement. Need to pay my respect to Dt. Seri Tony laaa.... Tabik Sir!!
10. The Internet - need to say more?
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Allo Boss!!
About Boss!!!! Most of the time, it's true....
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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,!
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wanderin g around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,!
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wanderin g around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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Lawak...lawakkk...
Hahahha....ada gak lawak2 yang aku dgr and tabley lupa sampai sekarang :
1. Wanita lebih sejuk dari peti ais kerana ada barang yang belum sempat dimasuk, sudahpun keras!
2. Kajian mendapati bayi lelaki lebih manja dari bayi perempuan. Bayi perempuan paling lama menyusu hingga 2 tahun tapi bayi lelaki menyusu hingga ke tua.
3. Beza wanita & gajah - gajah ditembak dulu baru rebah, wanita rebah dulu baru ditembak. Beza lelaki & gajah - gajah kepalanya berbelalai, lelaki belalainya berkepala.
Hahahahah........
1. Wanita lebih sejuk dari peti ais kerana ada barang yang belum sempat dimasuk, sudahpun keras!
2. Kajian mendapati bayi lelaki lebih manja dari bayi perempuan. Bayi perempuan paling lama menyusu hingga 2 tahun tapi bayi lelaki menyusu hingga ke tua.
3. Beza wanita & gajah - gajah ditembak dulu baru rebah, wanita rebah dulu baru ditembak. Beza lelaki & gajah - gajah kepalanya berbelalai, lelaki belalainya berkepala.
Hahahahah........
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Working Experience
Haa...penting ke tak working experience ni? Bagi aku kalo suma Company nak working experience harus tutup company tu. Bukan takat company je tutup tapi org pun ramai yang tak kerja.
Apa yang penting ialah instinct to survive. Maksud aku kalo nak mencari kerja tu kita kena bikin CV kita kaw2 punye. Kencing kuat pun takpe sebab most of the company yg kita apply tu takkan check dgn previous company. Aku tak kata suma tapi most of them. Yg lagi penting is camne nak impress org yang interview kita. Kalo dpt cakap dgn CEO or the MD directly lagi bagus sebab ini le org yang penting sekali kita nak kencing (seumur usia kita kerja kat company dia..hahahahaha).
Masa interview tu la kita nak crita kehebatan kita bekerja sebelum ni. Bila dah ditermia.. walla!!! There you go, dah relax dah. Yang penting gaji masuk tiap2 bulan according to kita punye resume. Bikin kerja sikit2, bikin havoc kat ofice sikit2, then teruskan dengan tabi'i yang sebelum ni. Chat kat internet ke, layan Facebook ke, call awek ke....Mudah bukan? Yang penting pandai Tai Chee....
Itu je tips untuk working experience yang perlu.
Apa yang penting ialah instinct to survive. Maksud aku kalo nak mencari kerja tu kita kena bikin CV kita kaw2 punye. Kencing kuat pun takpe sebab most of the company yg kita apply tu takkan check dgn previous company. Aku tak kata suma tapi most of them. Yg lagi penting is camne nak impress org yang interview kita. Kalo dpt cakap dgn CEO or the MD directly lagi bagus sebab ini le org yang penting sekali kita nak kencing (seumur usia kita kerja kat company dia..hahahahaha).
Masa interview tu la kita nak crita kehebatan kita bekerja sebelum ni. Bila dah ditermia.. walla!!! There you go, dah relax dah. Yang penting gaji masuk tiap2 bulan according to kita punye resume. Bikin kerja sikit2, bikin havoc kat ofice sikit2, then teruskan dengan tabi'i yang sebelum ni. Chat kat internet ke, layan Facebook ke, call awek ke....Mudah bukan? Yang penting pandai Tai Chee....
Itu je tips untuk working experience yang perlu.
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Lampu Stomp
Ini la lampu stomp yang dimaksudkan. Walaupun gambar ni bukan di snap di rumah aku dulu tapi cukup le mengimbau kenangan.
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